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08.06.2025 03:45

No way
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Yankees will have to find ninth-inning serenity in Luke Weaver’s absence - New York Post
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
What is your daily motivation and does it work?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
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share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
How has your life changed since starting college?
Just Forget it!
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the best time for conception?
Loons and Moons
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read